PUNctuation Witticisms
Oh littly squiggly line ~
How come no one understands you ~
You are never quite exact ~
But always pretty close ~— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
Two whole and complete things, but part of the same mind; often joined together by a symbol mostly misused & misunderstood.
— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
In life there is often a couple bullet points to remember when listing things:
— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
(Sometimes I have an aside of information I like to add to my conversation, but I keep it closed in so not to confuse from my main thought.)
— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
What is often a foot,
But also joins & contracts?
It’s most often found in pairs,
But it holds high in double speak,
Unlike his lower twin.— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
It sounds like a basic unit of electric current & what you always take home from a beach. What an odd creature it is & yet so commonly used.
— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
In for a penny, in for a pound.
Tic Tac Toe, up for a round?
We’ll play til a number we choose,
Then I’ll Tweet with my tag: #HaHaYouLose— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
When you finish, you must stop.
But on the internet it’s just a dot.
In math I am not quite whole.
So add a dash if a message is your goal.— Jay ManX (@1AndOnlyX) August 21, 2016
